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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 06:42
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
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Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Minds and Behinds
No way
Everyone loved it.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
So they tried
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—
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
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No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
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